I'm ITCHY

I itch everywhere!! I can't even talk it itches so bad. I have to stop typing to scratch. It's terrible. Like hives, but I don't have hives. I had to go to the doctor it was so bad today. He gave me a cortisone shot and two scripts, but has no idea why I'm itching! It is absolute torture. I swear if they could find a way to bottle this up, it would be perfect for hostage interrogation! UGH