I hate tires

My passenger front tire is shot. I can't even air it up anymore. Just what I need. As if I'm not broke enough, now I have to drop a MINIMUM of $25 on a USED tire, or up to $70 on a new one. I hate tires. Tires suck. Why couldn't we just stick with wooden wheels? Who on earth came up with filling rubber full of air anyway?! UGH! LOL